CaptainOHair

Hero of New Eden for the Slaying of the End Dragon. He is also noted as being the most wholesome colonist in all of New Eden, which does not stop him from driving a hard bargain at his various mercantile enterprises.

When he woke up in the crash wreckage, he crawled for 3 days and nights, hauling his soggy luggage behind him, containing his prized bowling ball, Simon.